My new love is my pair of deliciously sexy/practical* boots
They may not look like much in this picture, but let me assure you, they are the cat’s pajamas. And so what, they were a little $$?
Who can put a price on love I ask you?
Who can say who loves what and how much they should pay? And don’t give me that “we just bought a house, how can you afford to be buying foot coverings willy-nilly?” speech, conscience. You’re just a hater. Don’t hate on me.
They wrap up my feet like no other boot can. They take into account that my feet are like delicate flowers and need coddling, not like those other imitations that feel like cardboard boxes. Ho-NO! These mofos have support where I need it.
I'm dissapointed in you, conscience. Maybe you should try some support for once. And don’t forget the high arches!
*yes! You can have both! Call now!